Fellow residents, you may have noticed our diving board is currently enjoying an extended vacation (aka sitting in storage).
Our insurance company has apparently decided that diving boards are about as welcome as a porcupine at a balloon party. Something about “liability” and “risk management” – honestly, we’re starting to think they just don’t appreciate the fine art of the belly flop.
But fear not! Your HOA board is currently diving deep into negotiations (pun absolutely intended) to find a solution that keeps both our insurance overlords happy AND lets us make questionable life choices off a springy plank again.
We’ll keep you posted as this thrilling bureaucratic adventure unfolds. In the meantime, the pool ladder remains available for those who prefer their water entries with 87% less style and 100% more insurance approval.
Stay tuned and stay patient!
– Your slightly frustrated but determinedly optimistic HOA Board